http://www.bonforte.com/test/ en-us 2003-04-29T14:41:57+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000031.html In an annual, pagan-based ceremony, just under a million people gathered in downtown Zürich to watch Frosty the Snowman be burned at the stake. "Snowman speak one language...the language of violence. Efforts at a peaceful resolution to our conflict with... SWISS j_bonf 2003-04-29T14:41:57+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000030.html For my birthday, my sister Sioux rented a helicopter for skydiving and invited cool people from Austria, Switzerland, and the Netherlands (or do I say Holland?) to join in. It is called "Heli-Herb 2003" and (sorry...too easy) it sounds "heli-cool"... PLUG j_bonf 2003-04-29T11:21:11+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000029.html I thought this is interesting. Good enough for me, vitamins are expensive. It is from the NY Times. If you don't have an account , I think mine "jbonforte" pswd "bonforte".... INTERESTING j_bonf 2003-04-29T10:58:42+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000028.html Best I can tell, Mac users are like residents of a beach community in San Diego and PC users are life long residents from Wisconsin (I almost said Portland). Wisconsin residents can harp as much as they like that the... COOL j_bonf 2003-04-29T10:53:29+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000027.html Ben and Jerry's has their annual free scoop day on Tue, April 29 from 12p - 8p and Baskin Robbins has met this competitive threat with their "4th Annual No We Are Not Copying" Free Scoops Day on Wed, April... PLUG j_bonf 2003-04-26T17:23:55+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000026.html Six million American's (and 100% of playmates) are obsessed with pulling out their hair. Trichy stuff. My favorite quote from the article is, "I was supposed to go to Miss Teen California and then I was set back by my... STRANGE j_bonf 2003-04-26T16:38:03+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000025.html Hey, I'm no J Lo fan, but I don't get the point of this article other than her old neighbors and ex-husband were a bunch of tools. And while I am on the topic of tools, what is the deal... STUPID j_bonf 2003-04-25T23:53:05+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000024.html According to this article, husbands kill their wives, usually in the eighth month of pregnancy and often preceded with an extramarital affair.... INTERESTING j_bonf 2003-04-25T23:43:42+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000023.html Euro, no question" he lamented.]]> SAD j_bonf 2003-04-25T18:42:06+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000022.html As this is my first Spring in Switzerland, I was very happy to see how awesome it is. Here are two pictures of the dandelions blooming in the farmers' fields. One and two . Oh, and Sioux wanted me to... SWISS j_bonf 2003-04-25T17:23:43+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000021.html I bought a pair of new shoes in Barcelona last week. I am trying to be cooler. I don't think it is working...but I do like the picture.... ME j_bonf 2003-04-25T17:20:16+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000020.html Now I know why I keep blowing my budget each month.... RANDOM j_bonf 2003-04-25T02:55:38+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000019.html Now you too can get in on the Lunar Land Rush!!! Finally.... STUPID j_bonf 2003-04-25T01:48:24+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000018.html From high atop Mt. Tamalpais, Chris Lindland today announced "Yoooodelayheeeh--iz--ooo! ", calling out Jeff Bonforte, the former American freestyle yodeling champ, who, amid doping allegations, fled to Switzerland in 2002. No word from the Bonforte camp about a possible transcontinental... SWISS c_lind 2003-04-25T01:45:53+01:00 http://www.bonforte.com/archives/000017.html drudge report is saying. CORRECTION: Apparently he turned himself in with the promise he could be George Harrison's neighbor. Officials and Harrison have refused to comment.... BREAKING j_bonf 2003-04-24T23:10:02+01:00